looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
Tracks
my maths teacher handed these sheets out a few weeks ago and i think she was afraid of being copyrighted or something
but i don’t really think she tried her hardest with the names
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous)
chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
This guy still needs to be remembered
once i was making out with a guy and got bored so i started playing a game of candy crush in my head
motherfucking recipes: Went skydiving over the weekend, for my birthday.
On the ground - This is exciting, and I’m a bit apprehensive, but mostly excited
In the plane - Wow this is a tiny plane, but it’s a lovely view up here. Oh, we’re at 10,000 feet already? Hey tandem partner guy, let’s get strapped together now.
*door opens* - Wow I’m really going to jump out…